diff --git a/src/embed/status.ts b/src/embed/status.ts
index e4f39d3..ca50b7d 100644
--- a/src/embed/status.ts
+++ b/src/embed/status.ts
@@ -194,6 +194,8 @@ export const handleStatus = async (
     }
   }
 
+  console.log('translation', tweet.translation)
+
   /* This Tweet has a translation attached to it, so we'll render it. */
   if (tweet.translation) {
     const { translation } = tweet;
diff --git a/src/realms/twitter/router.ts b/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
index 73b51d7..de22204 100644
--- a/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
+++ b/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
@@ -29,40 +29,69 @@ export const getBaseRedirectUrl = (c: Context) => {
 /* Workaround for some dumb maybe-build time issue where statusRequest isn't ready or something because none of these trigger*/
 const tweetRequest = async (c: Context) => await statusRequest(c);
 const _profileRequest = async (c: Context) => await profileRequest(c);
+/* How can hono not handle trailing slashes? This is so stupid,
 
-twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:language{[a-z]+}?', tweetRequest);
-twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/', tweetRequest);
+serious TODO: Figure out how to make this not stupid. */
+twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language/', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language', tweetRequest);
 twitter.get(
-  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:language{[a-z]+}?',
-  tweetRequest
-);
-twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/', tweetRequest);
-twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:language{[a-z]+}?',
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/',
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language/',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language/',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language{[a-z]+}?',
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language{[a-z]+}?',
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{.+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language/',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language',
+  tweetRequest
+);
+twitter.get(
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language/',
   tweetRequest
 );
 
diff --git a/src/realms/twitter/routes/profile.ts b/src/realms/twitter/routes/profile.ts
index 9394d85..37535b3 100644
--- a/src/realms/twitter/routes/profile.ts
+++ b/src/realms/twitter/routes/profile.ts
@@ -50,7 +50,6 @@ export const profileRequest = async (c: Context) => {
       console.log('Bypass bot check');
     }
 
-    /* This throws the necessary data to handleStatus (in status.ts) */
     const profileResponse = await handleProfile(c, username, flags);
     /* Check for custom redirect */