diff --git a/src/fetch.ts b/src/fetch.ts
index 5d719ed..15840f7 100644
--- a/src/fetch.ts
+++ b/src/fetch.ts
@@ -6,19 +6,12 @@ import { generateUserAgent } from './helpers/useragent';
 const API_ATTEMPTS = 3;
 let wasElongatorDisabled = false;
 
-/* TODO: Figure out why TS globals were broken when not forcing globalThis */
-declare const globalThis: {
-  fetchCompletedTime: number;
-};
-
 const generateSnowflake = () => {
   const epoch = 1288834974657n; /* Twitter snowflake epoch */
   const timestamp = BigInt(Date.now()) - epoch;
   return String((timestamp << 22n) | BigInt(Math.floor(Math.random() * 696969)));
 };
 
-globalThis.fetchCompletedTime = 0;
-
 export const twitterFetch = async (
   c: Context,
   url: string,
@@ -184,7 +177,6 @@ export const twitterFetch = async (
       continue;
     }
 
-    globalThis.fetchCompletedTime = performance.now();
 
     if (
       !wasElongatorDisabled &&
diff --git a/src/realms/api/router.ts b/src/realms/api/router.ts
index f692ac8..a4fcc2c 100644
--- a/src/realms/api/router.ts
+++ b/src/realms/api/router.ts
@@ -9,8 +9,8 @@ export const api = new Hono();
 /* Current v1 API endpoints. Currently, these still go through the Twitter embed requests. API v2+ won't do this. */
 api.get('/status/:id/:language?', statusRequest);
 api.get('/:handle/status/:id/:language?', statusRequest);
+api.get('/robots.txt', async c => c.text(Strings.ROBOTS_TXT_API));
 
 api.get('/:handle', profileRequest);
-api.get('/robots.txt', async c => c.text(Strings.ROBOTS_TXT));
 
-api.all('*', async c => c.redirect(Constants.API_DOCS_URL, 302));
+api.all('*', async c => c.redirect(Constants.API_DOCS_URL, 302));
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/realms/twitter/router.ts b/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
index 8f340aa..7976119 100644
--- a/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
+++ b/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
@@ -30,14 +30,14 @@ export const getBaseRedirectUrl = (c: Context) => {
 const tweetRequest = async (c: Context) => await statusRequest(c);
 const _profileRequest = async (c: Context) => await profileRequest(c);
 
-twitter.get('/:prefix?/:handle?/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language?', tweetRequest);
-twitter.get(':handle?/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language?', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id{[0-9]+}/:language{[a-z]+}?', tweetRequest);
+twitter.get('/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/status/:id{[0-9]+}/:language{[a-z]+}?', tweetRequest);
 twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix?/:handle/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language?',
+  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/status/:id{[0-9]+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language{[a-z]+}?',
   tweetRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:handle/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language?',
+  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/status/:id{[0-9]+}/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language{[a-z]+}?',
   tweetRequest
 );
 
diff --git a/src/realms/twitter/routes/status.ts b/src/realms/twitter/routes/status.ts
index 0e7b827..4b4e354 100644
--- a/src/realms/twitter/routes/status.ts
+++ b/src/realms/twitter/routes/status.ts
@@ -6,7 +6,8 @@ import { Strings } from '../../../strings';
 
 /* Handler for status (Tweet) request */
 export const statusRequest = async (c: Context) => {
-  const { handle, id, mediaNumber, language, prefix } = c.req.param();
+  const { prefix, handle, id, mediaNumber, language } = c.req.param();
+  console.log('req', JSON.stringify(c.req))
   const url = new URL(c.req.url);
   const flags: InputFlags = {};
 
diff --git a/src/strings.ts b/src/strings.ts
index 98c3eaa..a90b9d4 100644
--- a/src/strings.ts
+++ b/src/strings.ts
@@ -228,5 +228,7 @@ Disallow: /owoembed/
 Allow: /watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 
 # 0100011101101111011011110110010000100000011000100110111101110100`,
-  X_DOMAIN_NOTICE: 'FixTweet - 🆕 x.com link? Try fixupx.com'
+  ROBOTS_TXT_API: `# Crawlers should not crawl API endpoints
+User-agent: *
+Disallow: /`
 };