diff --git a/src/realms/api/router.ts b/src/realms/api/router.ts
index d0d067e..554ab14 100644
--- a/src/realms/api/router.ts
+++ b/src/realms/api/router.ts
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { profileRequest } from '../twitter/routes/profile';
 import { Strings } from '../../strings';
 import { Constants } from '../../constants';
 import { linkHitRequest } from './hit';
+import { trimTrailingSlash } from 'hono/trailing-slash'
 
 export const api = new Hono();
 
@@ -20,21 +21,19 @@ api.use('*', async (c, next) => {
   await next();
 });
 
+api.use(trimTrailingSlash())
+
 api.get('/2/hit', linkHitRequest);
 
 /* Current v1 API endpoints. Currently, these still go through the Twitter embed requests. API v2+ won't do this. */
 api.get('/status/:id', statusRequest);
-api.get('/status/:id/', statusRequest);
 api.get('/status/:id/:language', statusRequest);
 api.get('/status/:id/:language/', statusRequest);
 api.get('/:handle/status/:id', statusRequest);
-api.get('/:handle/status/:id/', statusRequest);
 api.get('/:handle/status/:id/:language', statusRequest);
-api.get('/:handle/status/:id/:language/', statusRequest);
 api.get('/robots.txt', async c => c.text(Strings.ROBOTS_TXT_API));
 
 api.get('/:handle', profileRequest);
-api.get('/:handle/', profileRequest);
 
 /* TODO: Figure out why / won't resolve but * does */
 api.get('*', async c => c.redirect(Constants.API_DOCS_URL, 302));
diff --git a/src/realms/twitter/router.ts b/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
index 0d50a59..8e01cf0 100644
--- a/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
+++ b/src/realms/twitter/router.ts
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ import { genericTwitterRedirect, setRedirectRequest } from './routes/redirects';
 import { profileRequest } from './routes/profile';
 import { statusRequest } from './routes/status';
 import { oembed } from './routes/oembed';
+import { trimTrailingSlash } from 'hono/trailing-slash';
 
 export const twitter = new Hono();
 
@@ -29,67 +30,41 @@ export const getBaseRedirectUrl = (c: Context) => {
 /* Workaround for some dumb maybe-build time issue where statusRequest isn't ready or something because none of these trigger*/
 const twitterStatusRequest = async (c: Context) => await statusRequest(c);
 const _profileRequest = async (c: Context) => await profileRequest(c);
-/* How can hono not handle trailing slashes? This is so stupid,
 
-serious TODO: Figure out how to make this not stupid. */
+twitter.use(trimTrailingSlash())
 twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id', twitterStatusRequest);
-twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/', twitterStatusRequest);
-twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language/', twitterStatusRequest);
 twitter.get('/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language', twitterStatusRequest);
 twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language', twitterStatusRequest);
-twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language/', twitterStatusRequest);
 twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id', twitterStatusRequest);
-twitter.get('/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/', twitterStatusRequest);
 twitter.get(
   '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
-twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:language/',
-  twitterStatusRequest
-);
 twitter.get(
   '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
-twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/',
-  twitterStatusRequest
-);
 twitter.get(
   '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
-twitter.get(
-  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
-  twitterStatusRequest
-);
 twitter.get(
   '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
-twitter.get(
-  '/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language/',
-  twitterStatusRequest
-);
 twitter.get(
   '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
-twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/',
-  twitterStatusRequest
-);
 twitter.get(
   '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
 twitter.get(
-  '/:prefix{(dir|dl)}/:handle{[0-9a-zA-Z_]+}/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/:mediaType{(photos?|videos?)}/:mediaNumber{[1-4]}/:language/',
+  '/:handle/:endpoint{status(es)?}/:id/*',
   twitterStatusRequest
 );
 
-twitter.get('/version/', versionRoute);
 twitter.get('/version', versionRoute);
 twitter.get('/set_base_redirect', setRedirectRequest);
 /* Yes, I actually made the endpoint /owoembed. Deal with it. */
@@ -101,10 +76,8 @@ twitter.get('/i/events/:id', genericTwitterRedirect);
 twitter.get('/i/trending/:id', genericTwitterRedirect);
 twitter.get('/hashtag/:hashtag', genericTwitterRedirect);
 
-twitter.get('/:handle/', _profileRequest);
 twitter.get('/:handle', _profileRequest);
 /* Redirect profile subpages in case someone links them for some reason (https://github.com/FixTweet/FxTwitter/issues/603) */
 twitter.get('/:handle/:subpage', genericTwitterRedirect);
-twitter.get('/:handle/:subpage/', genericTwitterRedirect);
 
 twitter.all('*', async c => c.redirect(Constants.REDIRECT_URL, 302));